Hello you naughty rascal* enthusiastic waves! Well you're in for a treat. A cool stationery delight. An extravaganza you might say.

A little more about us

LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO SURROUND YOURSELF WITH ORDINARY.  YOUR NOTES ARE TOO IMPORTANT TO SURROUND THEM WITH THE HUMBLE.

 

We're not here to blab on and on about how we started, why we are here, and why you should love us.  You couldn't give a Kardashian's arse about that. You're just browsing the web ( do you cool kids still stay that?) trying to enjoy yourself, and spend some money to temporarily fill that worry in your stomach, about the fact you have no money.  We feel you.  So, we will keep it quick and tell you 5 things about us.  Wham, Bam, thank you Maam.

WHO ARE COMME GLOM?

Well, hey.  Enthusiastic waving.  We make bad ass notebooks and accessories.  How may we help you today? 

Oh, you wanna know more?

Ok- We turn the mundane and practical into something abstract, attractive and inspiring.  We make stationery that you don't feel awkward about.  ( We've seen too many cool asses having to apologise for their naff slogan laden notebook atrocities in meetings).  Our notebooks make your words look impeccably styled, painfully witty, and oh so very very very bad ass.

WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN?

It sounds a little like Condom.  We didn't realise that until fairly recently.  Soz about that.  The name Comme Glom actually comes from "conglomeration".  We are a comme glom - ( mashup, collab, collection ) of different designers, different pages, different thinking, all thrown together to create a special little book - to record your dreams, goals, those todos of yours that will never get done, and the rest.

WHY ARE YOU SPECIAL?

1.  Because our mum's told us we were.

2.  Because there is not a single other notebook on the market like ours. Not one.  I mean, think about it a little.  Lay flat design. Every page inside has it's own artwork.  Split into chapters.  Beautiful 140gsm paper.  Every book is released in cycles, so designs stay limited edition, fresh and oh so spesh.

But mainly....!!

Because we think you're special.  Your goals aren't ordinary.  What you aspire to be, isn't ordinary.  And yet that little haven you're meant to record all amazingness has got fricking cactus', watermelons and naff ass slogans EVERYWHERE about you being a unicorn.  Not cool man.

WHERE ARE YOU BASED? WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?

Technically two questions, but hey, judge us.

We design, print and ship everything from sunny London, UK.  We can say sunny London now because we have had  over 3 days of sun this year.  It's been amazing. We actually got boob sweat on more than one occasion.

We ship WORLDWIDE.  So if it's in the world, likely chance, we ship there.  Click on our shipping page to find out more.

WHEN CAN I GET ONE?

Oh you're naughty, we like that.    Our collections page - click here