Before we start, and you even contemplate buying one of our notebooks, I ask that you brave a series of unfortunate disclaimers. They might stop you making an unnecessary purchase.
If you're still reading. Ok. You've got through the first hurdle. I'm obliged to now issue another warning.
I know, I know, believe me, I know. Lots of people have said this to you before. Even when their piece of shit notebook arrived, fell to pieces, reeked of cheap production, and was anything but the creative unlocker those bastards told you it would be, you were still told, they weren't ordinary.
But, i'm confident, as as someone who is anything but confident about 99% of life, this means I must know something, that our anything but humble notebooks will not carry the same fate.
You see, we want to celebrate the scrappy note taker. The girl who one minute records notes with a Mont Blanc pen, the next minute a liquid eyeliner, the next page a random bit of charcoal they've found at the bottom of their bag.
We don't want to celebrate us. No, we're nothing. We want to celebrate your notes, your ideas, and that bold maverick bad ass thinking that will achieve GREAT things.
We want to be a haven for important notes, tall tales and short stories. From That random podcast you got recommended, to that fricking fantastic fantabulous idea that's guna change the world. And that reminder to buy tampons and toilet roll on your way home.
We don't think to get creative and inspired you need to be surrounded by quotes, and calligraphy, and mark down in a little box how many glasses of water you've drunk in a day.
Soza, we can't promise, guarantee and create big billboard ads which say WE ARE THE SECRET. We just know, it's the inside that matters. We've created a canvas, you paint the pictures. Or, because everything comes back to food in our world - how about you think of it like this - we've given you the eggs, flour, sugar, and baking tins, you just gotta make the cake.
Now, that reminds me. It's time for some cake.
And if you want to pre order our naughty edition- holler on the contact us button here x
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